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Week of 2025-12-05

WANTED — Intro Needed to OpenAI

Need an intro to someone on the Inference Infrastructure team to discuss enterprise GPU cost reduction tooling.

Reward: $250-$800

CODE: HM001

WANTED — Intro Needed to Stripe

Looking for a warm intro to someone on the platform engineering team so we can pitch AI observability tools.

Reward: $200-$500

CODE: HM002

WANTED — Intro Needed to JPMorgan Chase

Looking for a path into the Cybersecurity Engineering group to pitch risk scoring and anomaly detection software

Reward: $500-$900

CODE: HM003

WANTED — Intro Needed to Databricks

Need contact in ML Platform to introduce model-ops and inference observability workflow upgrades.

Reward: $400-$700

CODE: HM004

WANTED — Intro Needed to UnitedHealth Group

Seeking connection to Clinical Data Engineering group to present compliance aligned data quality monitoring tools. Blunt force intros are OK.

Reward: $500-$800

CODE: HM005

WANTED — Intro Needed to Anthropic

Seeking someone from AI Safety or Production Engineering for a walkthrough on inference layer guardrail tools.

Reward: $250-$800

CODE: HM006

WANTED — Intro Needed to NVIDIA

Need path into Cloud Systems or GUP Infrastructure to present telemetry, cluster optimization, and compute-efficiency tooling.

Reward: $500-$800

CODE: HM007

WANTED — Intro Needed to Kaiser Permanente

Looking for a warm intro to someone on the platform engineering team so we can pitch AI observability tools.

Reward: $200-$500

CODE: HM008

WANTED — Intro Needed to Target

Looking for connection within Store Ops Engineering or Supply Chain tech to introduce real time monitoring and logistics optimization tools.

Reward: $400-$600

CODE: HM009

WANTED — Intro Needed to NBC Universal

Looking for someone inside Streaming Infrastructure or Content Delivery Ops to pitch high availability monitoring tools.

Reward: $400-$700

CODE: HM010

**Rewards range from $250 – $500 per successful introduction. Preferred Operators receive early access to new listings for 48 hours.

To submit an intro, email operators@hailmary.xyz. In the subject line, include the listing code. In the body, include your full name, email address, LinkedIn profile, and an optional phone number.

Operators review submissions in the order they arrive. If your path is viable, we'll contact you with next steps.

Response times may vary.